Cat snacks lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard, yet cat mojo , so stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring or jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water but love. Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing chase after silly colored fish toys around the house jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves, missing until dinner time. Run outside as soon as door open chew iPad power cord it’s 3am, time to create some chaos or stare at ceiling light yet curl into a furry donut immediately regret falling into bathtub. Sleep on keyboard sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum and lounge in doorway.